R.KELLY & THE MOLE

This just in!! R. Kelly has been aquitted of all child molestation charges. Let it rain, Let it rain!!!

R. Kelly left the Cook County Criminal Court on Friday the 13th, 2008 feeling good I'm sure. The jury found him not guilty of all child pornagrophy charges. The defense argued that the male in the video could not have been R. Kelly because there was no mole on his back. Apparently, R. Kelly has a visable mole on his back which saved his a.s.s. from going to prison.

This has been THE longest trial ever, in history. The trial has been in progress for a wopping 6 1/2 years for the R&B superstar. Now it's finally come to an end. R. Kelly can now reclaim his title as King of R&B. We need you back Kelly. It's time for the people to respect the King again.

According to the Associated Press, Kelly patted his face with a hankerchief and hugged each of his 4 attorneys after the verdict was read. R. Kelly was found not guilty of 14 counts. He was facing up to 15 years of prison time if found guilty.